Andrew Kaufman's All My Friends are Superheroes PDF
By Andrew Kaufman
All Tom's associates quite are superheroes.
There's the Ear, the Spooner, the most unlikely guy. Tom even married a superhero, the Perfectionist. yet at their marriage ceremony, the Perfectionist was once hypnotized (by ex-boyfriend Hypno, after all) to think that Tom is invisible. not anything he does could make her see him. Six months later, she's yes that Tom has deserted her.
So she's relocating to Vancouver. She'll use her superpower to make Vancouver excellent and depart all of the heartbreak in Toronto. without notion Tom's beside her, she forums an plane in Toronto. Tom has until eventually the wheels contact the floor in Vancouver to persuade her he's noticeable, or he loses her perpetually.
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All My Friends are Superheroes by Andrew Kaufman