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By Chris Pilbeam
Revenge is a smart notice to claim. Repeat it slowly: Revenge… simply asserting it makes you are feeling higher. permit your mind's eye run rebellion with those little revenge methods… all a hundred and one of them.
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Reduce the price on the special deals to half of what they were originally, then photocopy the flyer a few hundred times. Imagine what would happen if you posted the copies through doors in your area on a Friday or Saturday evening. Student houses – those are the ones with six rusty bikes outside – would be a good bet. pmd 47 07/12/2005, 12:56 S 101 REVENGE TRICK 33 To Russia With Love Type ‘Russian Brides’ into any Internet search engine and you’ll find a whole host of sites dedicated to hooking beautiful Russian girls up with perfectly normal Western men.
Pmd 30 07/12/2005, 12:56 S 101 REVENGE TRICK 18 Clinical Retribution With modern scanners and photocopiers, it’s becoming increasingly easy for criminals to duplicate official-looking stationery. Such people usually do it for financial gain, but imagine the other possibilities… such as a person forging a letter from the local sexual health clinic stating that ‘the test results are all clear’ and posting it to one half of a married couple with the clinic’s return address clearly visible on the back of the envelope.
The lipstick will eventually transfer itself to his collar. He’ll have some explaining to do that evening. pmd 54 07/12/2005, 12:56 S 101 REVENGE TRICK 39 Claiming a Scalp A few lumps of butter concealed in a target’s woolly hat will soon begin to melt once they put the hat on. pmd 55 07/12/2005, 12:56 S 101 REVENGE TRICK 40 Getting the Message A long-winded but effective phone prank: call your target in the morning, and ask to leave a message for a fictional person – Roland Baxter, for example.
101 Revenge Tricks by Chris Pilbeam