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Fact: Chocolate includes the alkaloid theobromine, which in excessive doses should be poisonous to people, and in even small quantities can kill canine, parrots, horses, and cats.
This implies that regardless of its identify, the Kit-Kat sweet bar isn't really a steered snack on your kitty-cat. i'm wondering what number cats have died due to this confusion.
Fact: the main germ-laden position in your rest room isn't the seat or maybe the bowl:
It's the deal with.
The answer: Don't flush. permit the following man fear approximately it.
There are "just the facts"--and then there are only the proof that may frighten the bejeezus out of you. and because of this little gem a WC booklet, you'll by no means examine the area an identical means back, with no, er, dry heaving a bit bit.
From the sneaky fish that could swim up our genitals to the e coli micro organism lurking within the very water we drink, irritating phenomena are in every single place we flip. academic, enjoyable, and undeniably scary, this e-book isn't bound to assist you, um, visit the rest room, yet it's guaranteed to make it slow there extra . . . informed.
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Yeah, sticks. You know, sticks? "No sticks," I declared with authority. "No sticks," Dale said, nodding his head. " "But seven is still a lot of guys," Ken said again. "Sticks or no sticks, seven is a lot of guys. And Road Agents. " I grunted and attempted to read the rest of my introduction but was cut off. " Lee wanted to know. "The title Road Agent sounds like some kind of professional outfit. " "I bet you're right. With a title like Road Agents they must pay dues and everything," Dale said.
He's worked hard all his life, has felt the burn of the rope, and has smelled the singe of the hair. Pete Steele is a real cowboy, an old-time cowboy. At these sessions by the light of the campfire Pete would flake arrowheads and speak of the old wild cow outfits. At one point, his hands stopped their work; he put the emerging arrowhead in his lap, pushed back his hat, and in a low voice began telling of a young cowboy who learned that the SS Cattle Company didn't give you a paycheckyou earned it.
In the meantime, SC completed his farewell flight, ricocheted off the miniature castle, and struck the far wall of the arena in the same manner a flaming arrow hits the side of the fort in a "B" western. He hung there for a split second, cartoon like, for all to contemplate (during which Tip mustered up a useless ray of hope) and then fell to the arena floor, accompanied by a perfectly timed crescendo, compliments of the rodeo band. TAH-D-TAH! Cowboys who had been perched on the fence raced to the clown's aid to beat down flames that were consuming his baggy pants and threatening his orange shirt and purple wig.
1,001 Facts that Will Scare the S#*t Out of You: The Ultimate Bathroom Reader by Cary McNeal